The Pessimist from Despair Inc

I just love the guys at Despair Inc.  There is a blog entry already so I won't go into detail.  The Pessimist is truly wonderful.  I do like this passage from their Responses Weird Interview Questions article:

3. Answer every question in French.

Your future bosses will be so impressed with your urbane sophistication and linguistic acumen, they’ll hire you on the spot! Feel free to memorize some helpful phrases (“Je suis paresseux et mon passe-temps favori est de voler des choses”), or if you don’t speak French at all, just make it up.
Nobody who works actually speaks French.

Love the last line, if you live in France as I do ....